Do you shake a lot of hands? Most people are right handed, and shake with their right hands. Most people masturbate too, with their right hands. You are basically walking around touching people's dicks. You probably even enjoy it, don't you? It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand a lot, a lot like the last dick you touched.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy